Third Day Report

 

The last day of the Iron Dream Tournament saw the final & decisive confrontation of a mob of Ork Freebooterz, Neu Swabian League Mercenaries and the usual evil Neo-Soviets.

For this "minor game", the objective was to pee on überdiktator Zugrub Oomifrind's statue, every turn fully spent in base contact with it allowing the figures to release their urine.

The human mercenaries, commissioned by some malevolent power, took the best position on the battlefield and took a heavy toll on the Ork freebooterz.

A combined action was tacitly undertaken by both the greenskins and the Neo-sovs to eliminate their presence, and they were soon wiped out of the table top.

Ork Nob Gzav Norton and both Neo-Soviet officers then rushed their troops towards the objective, which led to a disgusting carnage of blood and urine, of which the communist scum emerged victorious, 4 litres of radioactive, party-approved piss being spilt on the statue.

With this last game over, the ranks were the following: